Machine Plays Volleyball?

Published by lakers-fan.com on October 31st, 2008 | Tagged Machine

The Machine is Machine, and what the Machine wants to do, he does. Machine want to play volleyball. Auto-matic.

My co-worker Nate Hoppes, saw The Machine and Pau Gasol down at Rendondo Beach surfing and playing volleyball. Pau even picked up Nates surfboard and handed it to him. Gee, what a nice guy! In the distance, a tall muscly, fierce and bold man was spotted spiking balls with flowing hair. His name is Machine.  He does not play with baldy men, only with strong other men, with lovely hair.

To see Machine in other sports such as volleyball is a testament to the athlete that he is. He may not look like much compared to the other freaks on the Lakers, but why do you think they call him the Machine!!??

Machine might become a two sport professional athlete like Bo Jackson.  “Machine Knows…….Machine Knows Shoot Threes….Machine Knows Beauty Hair…..Machine Knows Volleyball Beach Party ”

- Garrett Lynn